woman say that men are:

I never married because there was no need.  I have 3 pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.  I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Quoted By Marie Corelli


What women want:  To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held.  What men want:  Tickets to the World Series.             

Quoted By Dave Barry, Humor Columnist, Miami Herald