Sunday, 17 June 2012
30 days parking for R10
Mr. Antonio, a Jew, went to the bank where he has all his deposits and savings, asked to speak with the manager and told him:
- He needed a loan of R10 for 30 days.
- Oh, Mr. Antonio! ... a credit of R10 for 30 days?? ... But it was much less expensive to raise the R10 in your current accounts - said the manager, very amazed!
- Well ... if you don't give me the credit of R10 for 30 days, I will end up with all my savings and deposits in this bank, and go to another.
- Not thinking about it, Mr. Antonio! .. your credit is granted in advance!
Mr. Antonio started all the paperwork for the credit he wanted of R10 for 30 days, and then asks the manager:
- How much will I pay interest?
- Well ... if I can't leave my BMW as collateral for payment of loans, the credit I give up and end up with all my savings and deposits in this bank, and go to another.
- Not thinking about it, Mr. Antonio! ... truly we accept your BMW as collateral! Kindly park your BMW in our garage, and it will be there during the 30 days of credit!
Arriving home, says Mr. Antonio to the wife:
- There, I solved the problem to park the car during the 30 days we go on vacation, and paid only R10 for the parking!
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