Three Laughs: 
No1 
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.
The next day, their driver died of poisoning. 

No2 
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. 
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. 

No3 
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. 
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.
Ahahahaha.