Monday, 11 June 2012


Type of woman in a computer era.

''Internet" woman: You must pay to have access to her.

"Server" woman: She is always busy when we need her.

"Windows" woman: We know she has lots of errors, but we can't live without her.

"Power Point" Woman: she is good to present to people, in parties and conventions.

"Excel" Woman: They say she does lots of things, but we only use her for basic things. 

"Word" Woman: She always have a surprise for us and there is no one in the world that completes her totally.

"DOS" Woman: Everybody had her some time, but now nobody wants her.

"ScanDisk" Woman: We know she is good and she always want to help, but deeply she dosnt understand what she does.

"Backup" Woman: We believe she has everything, but in the moment of << Let's see>>, there is always something missing.

"PaintBrush" Woman: pure but no substance.

"RAM" Woman: She forgets everything when you disconnect her. 

"Hard Disk" Woman: She agrees with everything all the time.

"Multimedia" Woman: She makes everything look beautiful.

"Mouse" Woman: she functions only when you drag her.

"End-User" Woman: She dosnt do the way she suppose to, and she always asking questions.

"E-mail" Woman: 9 out of 10 things she says are lies.

"Virus" Woman: When we least aspect her, she install herself in our room and takes control of all our space. If we try to un-install her we loose lots of things.

Which type is yours?????????????????????????????

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