The Nun and the taxi driver!

The Nun and the taxi driver!

A nun stops a taxi.
She enters and the taxi driver did not stop looking at her.
- Why do you look at me like that?
He explains:
- I have something to ask, but I don't  want to offended you ...
She answers:
- My son, I am a nun for a long time and have seen and heard everything.
Surely there is nothing you can tell me or ask me to offend me.
- You know, is that I always had a fantasy in my life to be kissed by a nun ...
The nun:
- Well, let's see what I can do for you:
first, you have to be single, South African and also a Catholic.
The taxi driver gets excited:
- Yes, I'm single and South African and since childhood I have been a Catholic!
The nun looks out by the window of the cab and says:
- So, stop the car there in the next lane.
The car stops in the lane and the nun fulfills the fantasy of old
taxi driver with a nice kiss on the mouth.
But when they continue to the destination, the cab driver starts crying.
- My son says the nun, why are you crying?
- Excuse me, Sister, but I confess that I lied. I am married, From Portugal and Protestant.
The nun comforts him:
- It is okay my son. I'm also on the way to a party of masks.
My name is Rob Johnson...