Caught in Flagrant
A police man pull over the car and the driver lowers the window and asks:
- What did I do?
- You just passed a red robot!
At that time he hears a woman:
- I'm always telling him not to go over the red robots, but he doesn't even listen to me!
- Shut up, stupid! - Cries her husband. The policeman pretends he did not listen and says:
- Moreover, you were caught by a radar, it shows that you were driving 110km/h, when you should not go more than 90!
Says the woman:
- I never got inside this car without telling him to go slow, but he thinks he knows best!
- Shut up, silly! - Cries her husband.
- My lady - says the Policeman, deeply shocked, Is he always treating you this way?!
- No! - She says. - Only when he is drunk!