Women against men who will win? .... just a joke!


WOMEN - We drive better ...
RESPONSE OF MEN - Better than blind people!

WOMEN - We are not bald ...
RESPONSE OF MEN - If hair was a good thing, it wouldn't have come out under arms.

WOMEN - We have an international day ...
RESPONSE OF MEN - The other 364 are ours!

WOMEN - We have priority in lifeboats ....
MEN'S ANSWER - We know how to swim!

WOMEN - The TV programs and 90% turned to us ...
MEN'S ANSWER - We have DVD (and know how to use it!)!

WOMEN - We are the first hostage to be freed ...
MEN'S ANSWER - Because not even kidnappers can deal with you!

WOMEN - Age does not hinder our sexual performance ...
RESPONSE OF MEN - But hampers finding a partner!

WOMEN - we who are carried on their wedding night ...
RESPONSE OF MEN - otherwise you may be lost!

WOMEN - We are able to pay attention to several things at once ...
RESPONSE OF MEN - But unable to run at least one full time!

WOMEN - 98% of the cosmetics industry and 89% of the fashion industry are aimed at us ...
RESPONSE OF MEN - 98% of the beer industry and 89% of the auto industry are aimed at us!

WOMEN - 99% of men do not take care of personal appearance ...
RESPONSE OF MEN - 99% of female beauty comes out with soap and water!

WOMEN - We don't get nervous in front of a field of grass with one ball and 22 men...
MEN'S ANSWER - And we don't get nervous in front of the clutch pedal!

WOMEN - We do everything a man does on our high heels! ...
RESPONSE OF MEN - I want to see you pee standing up without dripping on your foot!

WOMEN - We sleep with our friends without being called lesbians ...
MEN'S ANSWER - We can sleep with your friends and they don't tell you...