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UMqombothi was found dead today by Juba at SAVANNAH street near CASTLE in RED SQUARE centre. His wife HENNESY & their two sons HANSA & AMSTEL have been crying under the MARULA tree since then. HEINEKEN thinks he was killed by HUNTERS who shot him with STRONG BOW. His FOUR COUSINS confirmed he was coming from club J&B in MELLOWWOOD on 4TH STREET. It appears that he had an affair with Mr HUNTERS wife SARITA. She also feared for her life & moved to NEDERBERG. CAPTAIN MORGAN is still investigating this case but evidence points that Mr JC LeROUX is also a suspect. The funeral will be at KLIPDRIFT performed by pastor FISH EAGLE as soon as the church BELLS ring tomorrow. We hope JAMESON & his wife NAMAQUA will arrive on time. They have to fly over TWO OCEANS to get here.