50 THINGS MEN WISH WOMAN KNEW...

50 THINGS MEN WISH WOMAN KNEW...

1. First -- Men don't say "I love you" for any other reason than women are word junkies and the spoken word "love" is like a drug. Women are about having words used on them to soothe their lives and make them feel prominent.
2. Men using the microphone is a personal technique to make ourselves understand that we are still in control of ourselves and that we can get the most feeling of our testosterone from ourselves.
3. Next to hunting, war and building our cities - Women are incubators for us to ensure we continue as the leading animal on this planet and that we are indeed here to conquer the planet and all things on it.
4. Men don't like talking to women about the innermost thoughts that men have because we are blood thirsty mongrels making life happen on the planet. No more or less. Just simple animalistic instincts to survive. 
5. Men don't need relationships with women for any other reason than to satisfy our testeronal drives and to know they have our backsides at home.
6. Man's best friend is another man. We thrive on information that we can give each other and how to make better use of our time and techniques in doing war against the laws and physics of life and death and eventually each other.
7. In the minds of "Real Men" the perfect woman is one that obeys, honors, has children, raises those children, stays forever faithful, gives time to her man to go and do battle and hunt or explore the universe trying to find new places to conquer and live if we need to move on. If now and then that includes some offshore drilling -- well, that's mother nature doing her job and women should know it's our makeup - they created and mothered us to have those instincts.
8. A man wants his woman that he can sit down with and know and trust that she has taken a good hard look at life and the world around us and with some common sense and intellectual deduction come to have words to give her man that is so down to the basics of survival that it is the same as if god has spoken. With that knowledge the man can then rightly assume his position on the Battlefield Planet Earth and do what we were created to do -- Conquer, Build and Protect.
9. A Real Woman is the Bright and Shining Star emitting that brilliant energy of a Real Man's "I" that sits in his forehead and gives purpose to all that he does.
10. A Real Woman knows she is the Center of the Universe for her Real Man and will act accordingly to accomplish what we as a species is created to be and Survive in a Universe of Change where all things change and nothing makes it out alive but, by her mothering power and nature as a species we can stay alive.

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