Malema in the Classroom

Malema in the Classroom
Teacher: Let's make a test of intelligence!
- You, Joe: tell me there a pet with four legs, walks on the roof, sleeps on the stove, makes miau, has a mustache and an olive on the nose.
Joe: OLIVE?! I don't know , "teacher"!
Teacher - Its a  'CAT! The olive, is just to complicate you...

Now you, Vivian: tell me one thing that we put coffee on it, milk, has a beak, a cap on top and guava below.
-Vivian: GUAVA?! I don't  know, "teacher"!
-Teacher: Its a  'TEAPOT! The Guava, is just to to complicate you ...
Understand how it works '? Now you Malema ask me something now!
- Oh, and '? ... Oh, Ok Mam'? ... So I can ask you ... What is it that is long, has a red tip, women like to put in the mouth and has two balls at the bottom?
Teacher: WHAT?! YOU ARE DISMISSED FROM MY CLASS, you bastard!
-Malema: Nooooooo, Teacher! its a  'LIPSTICK! The two balls is just to complicated you.