Funny dictionary:

Alien: One that farts unconsciously.
Gentleman: One that supports the fart of the girlfriend.
Athlete: One that farts and goes out running.
Detective: One that farts and looks for someone to accuse.
Educated: One that asks for permission to fart.
Selfish: One that farts under the blanket to feel the smell alone.
Childish: One that farts under the water just to see the bubbles.
Musician: One that farts in different sounds.
Ninja: Silencer but deadly.
Opportunist: One that uses someone's fart to release his.
Politician: One that farts, feels the smell and still complains.