What did the car tell the tractor?
-Up to this age you still play with sand.

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-Daddy what is crisis?
-Crisis is when you love champaign and woman, but you are only left with cold drink and your wife.

-Why does a dog lift its leg when it pees on the wall?
-Because the first time the wall felt on him, now the dog makes sure that it holds the wall not to fall on it.