TEACHER to a grade 1 kid: What's wrong? JOHNNY: Our house is very small. me, my mum, my dad all sleep in the same bed. Every night,dad asks if i'm sleeping, i says "no" ,then he slaps my face & gives me a black eye. Teacher: Tonight,when ur dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer. The following morning, johnny's teacher sees him wit a severe swelling on his face. TEACHER: My goodness! Why the swelling? JOHNNY: Dad asks me again if i was sleeping.. i shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad & mum started moving. u knw, mum was breathing heavily, carrying her legs up and making moaning noises. then, my dad asked my mum, "r u coming?" ,mum replied,"yes i'm coming, r u coming too?" . Dad answered,"yes". They dnt usually go any where without me. so, i said, "wait for me,i'm cooming too".